Frequently Asked Questions

1. This show is about FUN. If you're not having FUN, you're doing something wrong.

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2. This show is about FUN. If you're not having FUN, you're doing something wrong!

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3. NO RICE, no prunes, no hot dogs, no confetti, no hamburgers (yes it has happened) and no other gross shit because we have to clean the theater after. No breaking glass bottles and hurting tender little footsies. No supersoakers, we are wet enough already.  No open flames, however open flamers are encouraged.

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4. We are actors; we are cheap (and easy). We perform in front of a screen, which is expensive. Don't throw your props at the cheap actors or the expensive screen. Front row - throw back. Back row - throw forward. Middle row - throw up. 

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5. Do NOT touch the actors. The actors will not touch you unless they ask first.

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6. This is the most important rule: There is no rule #6.

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7. We offer a safe space. Do not be a dick and don't yell call backs that make people feel unsafe. 

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8. This show is about FUN. If you're not having FUN, you're doing something wrong!

 

All rules subject to change pending the MC's memory and the idiocy of fellow cast and/or audience members.  Some restrictions may apply; see our pre-shows for details.